28 Funny Dog Quotes Every Crazy Dog Lady Will Get Nothing gets you out of bed faster.”. “who else has trouble opening up to people, but will kiss a random dog on the mouth?”. “i’ll look at photos of your baby, if you look at photos of my dog.”. “congratulations to me for having the cutest dog.”. “relationship status: sleeping awkwardly, trying not to disturb the dog.”. So, let’s give a shout out to our four legged comedians and enjoy these quotes that will definitely leave you wanting more! “i’m not just a dog; i’m a lifestyle.”. “sniffing out fun, one adventure at a time.”. “if attitude were a leash, i’d be off the chain.”. “too glam to give a damn—about that bath.”.
28 Funny Dog Quotes Every Crazy Dog Lady Will Get That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.”. — joe weinstein. “if your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.”. unknown. “no home decor is complete without dog hair.”. unknown. “the best therapist has fur and four legs.”. unknown. “whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.”. 95 funny dog quotes that prove dogs are pure pawsomeness. beatričė varnaitė and. marisha kazaryan. 28. 0. advertisement. if we were to single out one thing for which we, people, should be praised, it would be befriending dogs. it has been many centuries since dogs became our best friends and helpers, and we still can’t believe our luck. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”—groucho marx. via flickr sid. “dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: the mailman is not to be trusted.”—sian ford. “if i could be half the person my dog is, i’d be twice the human i am.”—charles yu. “when an 85 pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.”. “the reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.”. “if your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.”. “to err is human — to forgive, canine.”. “some days you’re the dog; some days you’re the hydrant.”.
28 Funny Dog Quotes Every Crazy Dog Lady Will Get Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”—groucho marx. via flickr sid. “dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: the mailman is not to be trusted.”—sian ford. “if i could be half the person my dog is, i’d be twice the human i am.”—charles yu. “when an 85 pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.”. “the reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.”. “if your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.”. “to err is human — to forgive, canine.”. “some days you’re the dog; some days you’re the hydrant.”. 4. “a door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.” ogden nash. 5. “ money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.” kinky friedman. 6. “if there are no dogs in heaven, then when i die i want to go where they went.” will rogers. 7. “outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”. – robert a. heinlein. “if a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”. – woodrow wilson. “heaven goes by favor. if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.” – mark twain.
28 Funny Dog Quotes Every Crazy Dog Lady Will Get 4. “a door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.” ogden nash. 5. “ money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.” kinky friedman. 6. “if there are no dogs in heaven, then when i die i want to go where they went.” will rogers. 7. “outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”. – robert a. heinlein. “if a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”. – woodrow wilson. “heaven goes by favor. if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.” – mark twain.
28 Funny Dog Quotes Every Crazy Dog Lady Will Get
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